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'Still Surviving Purely on Spite' Sarcastic Hoodie

'Still Surviving Purely on Spite' Sarcastic Hoodie

Regular price $45.99 CAD
Regular price Sale price $45.99 CAD
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Color
Size
Quantity
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This cozy hoodie carries a playful, witchy energy: a tarot-like card print shows a witch mid-flight with the phrase “Surviving Purely on Spite,” balancing dark humor and charm. Soft, medium-heavy fleece wraps you in warmth while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a finished, durable feel. The roomy kangaroo pocket and classic fit make it an easy layer for late-night walks, café work sessions, or lounging with a book of spells. Wear it when you want to smirk at the world and feel comfortably shielded from cold and noise.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- Prints via DTF/DTG with options for chest or wrist embroidery
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight and tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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