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'Please Hold I’m Mentally Buffering' Sarcastic Hoodie
'Please Hold I’m Mentally Buffering' Sarcastic Hoodie
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, roomy, and a little bit cheeky — this hoodie carries a bright, hand-drawn skull surrounded by playful florals and the phrase “Please Hold I’m Mentally Buffering.” It settles into your everyday wardrobe like a warm, honest conversation: cozy enough for slow mornings and bold enough to spark a laugh with friends. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add structure and a finished look, while the kangaroo pocket keeps cold hands tucked in and phone within reach. Wear it when you need a sweater that says you’re processing, not pretending — whether you’re wandering the city, binging late-night shows, or meeting up with close friends who get the mood.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX compliant dyes
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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